Record Shopping Gifts

"Excuse me, but you're standing in the way of progressive."

'It's the white bathroom album!'

No Elgar!

Rare Books

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Jimi Hendrix.

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Robert Drake

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

Islington Angels.

Music Freak.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

Bev puts on an old favorite

'Is this the blues section?'

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

Music. Sale Pop. Sale Bin. Wow! They're practically giving away these CD's from the 80's! Cher prices have plummeted!

"So obvious, there all the time"

music store

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Music Collector.

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"