Record Shop Explorer Gifts

Devil has the best tunes

No Elgar!

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Theorbo

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Musical genres

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Heaven

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

Books*. *Batteries not included.

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

The Old Curiosity Shop

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Bev puts on an old favorite

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

How quaint. Look, Tanya, a newspaper!

"So obvious, there all the time"

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

"Excuse me, but you're standing in the way of progressive."

'IRS Help Hot Line. While you're on hold for the next 23 hours, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

"Since it's Hispanic Heritage Month...I want you guys to hear the old traditional songs I listened to as a boy!"

Deadheads searching for a new band!

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

"I'm discharging you early - administration wants to make sure you have time to visit the gift shop before it closes."

Barry Manilow explores new directions and finally connects with his target audience

'I see you've got a new single coming out.'