Retro Music Explorer Gifts

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Theorbo

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Fun (circa 1955)

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

Musical genres

Tourist

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

The Four Tops in Concert

'This cd is Earth and Wind. There is no fire, yet.'

Disco Owls

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

Gramaphone Man.

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

A 60's pop group

Elephant in Headphones

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

The Ignored Busker

"All you ever want to do is go to the Hop."

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"