Retro Audio Explorer Gifts

Egads. When played backwards these say things like,listen to your higher power and,respect your parents.

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Saxophone Player.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Boombox

Tourist

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

Computer Music

Disco Owls

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

Snake with headphones.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

The Invention of Bagpipes

Cowpunk

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

Telephone Box

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

'Does it have colour?'

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

Gramophone Headphone

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

"Now it's high definition!"

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

Learn how to identify the parts of a drum kit

Rolls Music Store: Grand Piano $6500, Okay Pianos $1500.