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Egads. When played backwards these say things like,listen to your higher power and,respect your parents.

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Saxophone Player.

Boombox

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

Tourist

Computer Music

Disco Owls

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

Snake with headphones.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'Who's Phil Collins?'

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

Telephone Box

The Invention of Bagpipes

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Cowpunk

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

"I call it 'You kids turn down that so-called music. I can't even hear myself scream.'"

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

'Fancy coming back to my room to have a look at my collection of 78's ?'

'Does it have colour?'

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

Gramophone Headphone

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

"Now it's high definition!"

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

Rolls Music Store: Grand Piano $6500, Okay Pianos $1500.