Record Store Explorer Gifts

'I remember when this were all Mike Oldfields.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Soul Music

No Elgar!

Theorbo

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'The Lemming Book Store'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Musical genres

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Sumo Love.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

'Music & Gym'

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

Robert Drake

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Gramaphone Man.

Do-it-yourself. Do-it-yourself-with-good-friends-and-pizza-and-a-few-beers.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime