Record Store Explorer Gifts

'I remember when this were all Mike Oldfields.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Soul Music

No Elgar!

Theorbo

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'The Lemming Book Store'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Musical genres

Sumo Love.

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

'Music & Gym'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Gramaphone Man.

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"