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"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Large print rock'n'roll section

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"You know you're getting old when..."

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Groovy Baby

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'Music & Gym'

Robert Drake

Gramaphone Man.

Islington Angels.

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

Music Freak.

The Music Lover.

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

His master's voice

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Bev puts on an old favorite

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Gramophone Headphone

Music Collector.

'Sorry, we don't stock Sheryl Crow.'

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.