Record Hunting Pillows

music store

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Large print rock'n'roll section

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Groovy Baby

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'Music & Gym'

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Gramaphone Man.

Music Freak.

The Music Lover.

Islington Angels.

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Bev puts on an old favorite

His master's voice

A girl with a trolley full of antiques.

Music Collector.

Gramophone Headphone

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'Sorry, we don't stock Sheryl Crow.'