Quirky Record Chasers Pillows

World record attempt: Most days in a row wearing the same pair of gym socks.

"Right, before we look at the covid figures for today, do we need another sheet of paper?"

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'Damn! McGee's good!'

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"Can you perform under pressure?"

'This is where the company started handing out sick bags!'

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

Frankie and Annette.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

Office of Lyrics You Can't Understand

music store

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Linford Christie

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

"Call me if it gets any bigger"

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

'Jumping over the moon wasn't enough for Bessie! Oooh, no...she had to go for a world record and try for Mars!'

Robert Smith

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

Sales at the Yo-Yo Co.

Horace Dung Beetle- Guinness World Record Holder.

"Psst... Do you have any LLPs?"

'Wow, a new personal best: You held your breath for 10mn 46s!'

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

"Any OTHER skills that might be more appropriate to a role in forensic accounting?"

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

He's the greatest pole vaulter of all time! That's an over-the-top statement.

"Maybe you should have hired an accountant to check your return twice."

'Oldest living turkey? I'll see if we have that category.'