Breaking A Record Pillows

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

The Specimen Hunter

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

'Put the moon up another 10 cm. I'm going for the record!'

Pioneers Of AviationOctober 21, 1913 Major C. Peter Barry Breaks The Scarf Barrier

"And now, going for the 'Surfing Through All The Cable Channels In The Shortest Time' record..."

'Wow, a new personal best: You held your breath for 10mn 46s!'

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'

World's Oldest Ball Boy.

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

World Records Office.

'The human speed endurance record holder is here to see you.'

'Hello, Book of World Records? My husband would like to know what the record is for continuous farts?'

A long jumper reaching 18.