Record Breaker At Heart Pillows

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

The Specimen Hunter

Small steps...

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

False starts.

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

'Put the moon up another 10 cm. I'm going for the record!'

'Hey! †I thought we were going to make our own rules!'

Pioneers Of AviationOctober 21, 1913 Major C. Peter Barry Breaks The Scarf Barrier

"Today on the Godcast, what if I told you 'commandments' were more like 'suggestments?'"

Kissing ban.

'Wow, a new personal best: You held your breath for 10mn 46s!'

World's Oldest Ball Boy.

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

"And now, going for the 'Surfing Through All The Cable Channels In The Shortest Time' record..."

"They tell us to walk when we're kids and want to run, but to run when you're old and want to walk!"