Record Breaker At Heart T-Shirts

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Wow, seven questions marks! Can you give me one more? I'm going for a personal record! ???????

The Specimen Hunter

Small steps...

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Linford Christie

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

False starts.

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

'Hey! †I thought we were going to make our own rules!'

'Last Sunday, third inning, White Sox agains the Orioles, a major league first....as every player on the field blows a bubble at the same time."

Pioneers Of AviationOctober 21, 1913 Major C. Peter Barry Breaks The Scarf Barrier

'My credit report. Well - they said it's the lowest ever, but on the flip side I'll be in the Guinness World Record book.'

'Put the moon up another 10 cm. I'm going for the record!'

"Today on the Godcast, what if I told you 'commandments' were more like 'suggestments?'"

'Sir, are you regurgitating food from outside the theater?'

Kissing ban.

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

He's the greatest pole vaulter of all time! That's an over-the-top statement.

World's Oldest Ball Boy.

'Wow, a new personal best: You held your breath for 10mn 46s!'

"And now, going for the 'Surfing Through All The Cable Channels In The Shortest Time' record..."