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'I aim to be the first man to cross the Atlantic in a tin bath!'

'The bad news is your luggage is in Budapest. The good news is it now holds the world record for the number of pieces it came off the plane in.'

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

The Specimen Hunter

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

'Put the moon up another 10 cm. I'm going for the record!'

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

"I don't think you understand how an Easter egg hunt works."

Harried worker to colleague: 'It's all about vacation, vacation, vacation!'

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

Unauthorised Personnel

'Wow, a new personal best: You held your breath for 10mn 46s!'

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'