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"Come in, she's through there."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Elfis"

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Yoko Ono

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

Chris Froome

"274 meters of bandage - It looks as though you're going to make the Guiness Book of Records, Mr Henderson!"

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

Mick Jagger.

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

Mick Jagger

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

Paul McCartney

The Specimen Hunter

Rolling Stones

Rock the boat

Wow, seven questions marks! Can you give me one more? I'm going for a personal record! ???????

'I see that you have two sisters and like the beatles, I predict that you will graduate in 2012,,,'

"Meet Elvis?? Sorry, but they were right. . . He's alive and well on Earth!"

Castaways say; 'Now don't go rocking the boat Elvis.'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'You'd be surprised how many people comment on my resemblance to Elvis.'