Record Breaker Enthusiast Pillows

He's the greatest pole vaulter of all time! That's an over-the-top statement.

'I aim to be the first man to cross the Atlantic in a tin bath!'

'The bad news is your luggage is in Budapest. The good news is it now holds the world record for the number of pieces it came off the plane in.'

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

'Remember, you said, a change is as good as a holiday!'

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

The Specimen Hunter

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

Wow, seven questions marks! Can you give me one more? I'm going for a personal record! ???????

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

Linford Christie

Owl seeing how many times it can twist it's head around - "...14, 15, 16, there goes the record."

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

"Call me if it gets any bigger"

'Last Sunday, third inning, White Sox agains the Orioles, a major league first....as every player on the field blows a bubble at the same time."

It's so frustrating! They always stop acting evil the minute you start recording.

'My credit report. Well - they said it's the lowest ever, but on the flip side I'll be in the Guinness World Record book.'

'Put the moon up another 10 cm. I'm going for the record!'

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

"I don't think you understand how an Easter egg hunt works."

Harried worker to colleague: 'It's all about vacation, vacation, vacation!'

'Wow, a new personal best: You held your breath for 10mn 46s!'