Record Breaker Aficionado Pillows

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

'It's a new record, mom - there are six of us in here!'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'I don't know what made Ms. Doan think I was running in the hall.'

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

Wow, seven questions marks! Can you give me one more? I'm going for a personal record! ???????

The Specimen Hunter

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

You're in luck - The 5-second rule is not legally binding. Donuts.

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

Music Collector.

"Call me if it gets any bigger"

'My credit report. Well - they said it's the lowest ever, but on the flip side I'll be in the Guinness World Record book.'

Tube men dancing.

It's so frustrating! They always stop acting evil the minute you start recording.

'Last Sunday, third inning, White Sox agains the Orioles, a major league first....as every player on the field blows a bubble at the same time."

"I don't think you understand how an Easter egg hunt works."

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

'Put the moon up another 10 cm. I'm going for the record!'

World's Oldest Ball Boy.

'Hello, Guinness Book of Records, what's the longest recorded sulk?'

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

He's the greatest pole vaulter of all time! That's an over-the-top statement.

Horace Dung Beetle- Guinness World Record Holder.

Unauthorised Personnel

'Oldest living turkey? I'll see if we have that category.'

Ralph holds the Guiness world record for nosehair!

Guinness Book of Records

A long jumper reaching 18.

"It's gonna be hard for my kid to have type 2 diabetes. He's used to being number 1."

"How can you call yourself a left-leaning audiophile if you've never heard NPR on vinyl?"

World record setter Usain Bolt.