Track Star At Heart T-Shirts

Small steps...

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

National Academy of Sport

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Rock and Roll

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Man running

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Rock On

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Christine McVie

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Sporting maladies.

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

"Now batting, No. 2, Derek Jeter—No. 2. Happy now, nut job?"

T-Rex Track Relay Problem

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

Track runner running out of track

People liked running things past Michael.

False starts.

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag