Track Star At Heart Gifts

Small steps...

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

National Academy of Sport

Rock and Roll

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Man running

Rock On

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Christine McVie

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Sporting maladies.

Elvis sets his phone to gyrate.

"Now batting, No. 2, Derek Jeter—No. 2. Happy now, nut job?"

We love the Rolling Stones...

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

T-Rex Track Relay Problem

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

Track runner running out of track

False starts.

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

People liked running things past Michael.