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'Dang! Every time I've almost caught up to the bus, the driver puts out that stupid stop sign.'

Trip me.

'It's nothing serious. His endorphins haven't kicked in yet.'

'Why dine and dash? Let's just go Dutch.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Running

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

Man running

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'Sheep striptease'.

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Olympic Torch Training

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??

'It's a sprained ankle again. Why are you always slipping on banana peels?'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

Sporting maladies.

The Fun Run.