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"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Duck Hunt

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Bear Hugging Season Open

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'So who needs sonar?!'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Treasure Island Book.

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

When clowns are hunting.

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'