Hunter At Heart Gifts

"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Duck Hunt

Deer Season Open.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'So who needs sonar?!'

Bear Hugging Season Open

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Treasure Island Book.

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Ghost puddle