Hunting Aficionado Gifts

'...and not only that, but air trapped between a retriever's dense coat and his body insulates him from even the most frigid water...are you listening, Ben?'

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

'Oh, Oh, I brought my paintball gun by mistake.'

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

A Mighty Hunter.

Shooting captain misses but is reasured of his education

Sporting gent buying a hunting horse from a horse dealer.

I'm impressed with my new pointer!

Sarah Palin

'And over here is where I mount the hunting video games I've completed!'

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

'We must have flushed out a whole flock!'

"Why do I get the feeling you were in the mood to hunt when you redecorated?"

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

Duck Hunt

"Tallyho!"

The Origami Society...

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'So who needs sonar?!'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

The Lawman

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

Stout gentleman: 'That's the way to get over a gate! I don't think you left me so far behind that time.'

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'