Hunting Enthusiasts Gifts

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Hey, honey, remember when I told you to expect a big surprise on our anniversary? Well, I snuck off to go hunting with Cliff - SURPRISE!'

A family out shooting

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Pointing.

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

"You know very well what fish!"

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

The mushroom pickers

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Ask yourself, dear - do we need this big plaice now the children are married and gone?'

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.

The bad news is you've got worms. The good news is I'm an avid fisherman.

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'