Hunting Enthusiasts Gifts

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Hey, honey, remember when I told you to expect a big surprise on our anniversary? Well, I snuck off to go hunting with Cliff - SURPRISE!'

A family out shooting

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Pointing.

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

"You know very well what fish!"

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

The mushroom pickers

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

Stuffed animal head falls on man.

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Ask yourself, dear - do we need this big plaice now the children are married and gone?'

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

'Wild Bill Hiccup: Would-be scourge of the Wild West...'

Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.