Hunting Culture Enthusiast Gifts

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

There's nothing like the real thing!

Hunting Out of Season

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

"She has to find just the right spot."

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

"I wish he'd wait until I'd shot the bloody bird before trying to retrieve it."

'...and not only that, but air trapped between a retriever's dense coat and his body insulates him from even the most frigid water...are you listening, Ben?'

'Hey, honey, remember when I told you to expect a big surprise on our anniversary? Well, I snuck off to go hunting with Cliff - SURPRISE!'

The Joy of Hunting

"The fact is I don't know a single damn story about any of them. I just rent the place furnished."

'Get your toys out of the living room!'

'Let's go Ben, there's two feet of good tracking snow out there. Ben...Ben...?'

'Oh that, Laura went on a hunting trip with her boss a couple of monthe ago.'

I'm impressed with my new pointer!

'And over here is where I mount the hunting video games I've completed!'

'It's a vegetarian cave painting.'