Hunting Humor Enthusiast Gifts

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

Computers affect real life.

'Can I see your license,please?'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

Reindeer hiding from hunter

Fishing Holes

'Pass the ball, Kevin Don't try to dribble your way out of trouble'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

Colonel Bagshot.

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh venison?'

'A bow and arrow CAN'T jam!'

120 yards...cross-breeze...over water. Hand me a 20 gauge.

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

"I wish he'd wait until I'd shot the bloody bird before trying to retrieve it."

Bears hunting men

"It's tough, but their right to keep and bear arms must not be infringed."

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'