Hunting Humorist Gifts

Hunting cavemen - 'We had that last week,'

'Fred,you've been hunting a long time, haven't you?'

'Are we getting dumber or are the deer getting smarter?'

'Well, Phil, now do you know what recoil means?'

Two huntsmen examining their previous shot.

'Then in Kenya my wife and I went through a bad patch...'

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'I haven't seen a buck in two hours. Think I'll get down and stretch my legs.'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'Pass the ball, Kevin Don't try to dribble your way out of trouble'

'Can I see your license,please?'

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'No, I don't think your disguise will attract deer. To be honest, you look like an idiot.'

120 yards...cross-breeze...over water. Hand me a 20 gauge.

"You shot down my drone! Either it's drone hunting season, or you need glasses so you can see what you're shooting at."

House Hunters

Drone Deer Hunter

"Who would have guessed that diabolical bird would fly between us?"

"Oh, you know, still chasing the big bucks. . . How about you?"

Duck or Grouse

'A bow and arrow CAN'T jam!'

'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh vension?'

Reindeer hiding from hunter

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'Great catch.' - 'Yes, it caught me.'

'No, I don't believe in angels ...why?'

'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh venison?'

'When the dogs barked 'Treed' I thought.....'

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

'It takes somewhere around thirty to fifty gallons of sap to make just one gallon of maple syrup, but only one bunny for rabbit stew.'

Fox hunters chase fox unaware that he is sleeping on one of their horses.