Hunting Humor Aficionado Gifts

"I wish he'd wait until I'd shot the bloody bird before trying to retrieve it."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Computers affect real life.

'Can I see your license,please?'

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

Reindeer hiding from hunter

Fishing Holes

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'Pass the ball, Kevin Don't try to dribble your way out of trouble'

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

'A bow and arrow CAN'T jam!'

'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh venison?'

Colonel Bagshot.

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

120 yards...cross-breeze...over water. Hand me a 20 gauge.

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

Bears hunting men

'...and not only that, but air trapped between a retriever's dense coat and his body insulates him from even the most frigid water...are you listening, Ben?'

"It's tough, but their right to keep and bear arms must not be infringed."

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

"The fact is I don't know a single damn story about any of them. I just rent the place furnished."

'Great catch.' - 'Yes, it caught me.'