Hunting Humor Aficionado Prints

"I wish he'd wait until I'd shot the bloody bird before trying to retrieve it."

Deer Season Open.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Inflatable Duck Boat

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Vocation,vocation,vocation.

Computers affect real life.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Can I see your license,please?'

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

Reindeer hiding from hunter

Fishing Holes

Stuffed animal head falls on man.

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'Pass the ball, Kevin Don't try to dribble your way out of trouble'

'I'm hear one of these guys is a certified mind reader, and I think I know who it is.'

'A bow and arrow CAN'T jam!'

Colonel Bagshot.

'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh venison?'

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

120 yards...cross-breeze...over water. Hand me a 20 gauge.

'Would you mind handing me that needle and thread, sir?'

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

Bears hunting men

'...and not only that, but air trapped between a retriever's dense coat and his body insulates him from even the most frigid water...are you listening, Ben?'

'Am I safe in assuming that your requirements do not include a formal dining room?'

"It's tough, but their right to keep and bear arms must not be infringed."

'Great catch.' - 'Yes, it caught me.'