Hunting Aficionados Gifts

Cub-Hunting.

'Let's go Ben, there's two feet of good tracking snow out there. Ben...Ben...?'

"Charley, we're so high that the thin air up here won't carry the weight of your bullet."

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Bull charging a fisherman

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

"I think it was about time you told me about the honeymoon."

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

Finesse fishing

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

"You know very well what fish!"

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

"Climate change has allowed him to do his fishing inside the house."

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Van Helsing's plans are thwarted by the Count's new anti-staking device.

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

'Ask yourself, dear - do we need this big plaice now the children are married and gone?'

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'