Hunting Fanatic Gifts

'You've tried out your new tree stand long enough, Ted - you're starting to freak out the neighbors!'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Home depot."

Bears catching fish

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"I said slime."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

A Bloody Butcher

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Pointing.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'Been waiting long?'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Fishing for Birds

'Mom, Dad just got a nibble.'

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'