Hunting Devotee Gifts

'I know hunting season starts tomorrow, so get out of my mashed potatoes!'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Bonk!"

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"Well no, Ed. Jonah's fish probably wasn't as big as the one you caught in the state fishing tournament."

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

Give Thanks.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

Hunting Out of Season

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

'...and not only that, but air trapped between a retriever's dense coat and his body insulates him from even the most frigid water...are you listening, Ben?'

'Hey, honey, remember when I told you to expect a big surprise on our anniversary? Well, I snuck off to go hunting with Cliff - SURPRISE!'