Devoted Hunter Gifts

A young man serious about hunting

Pointing.

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

"Edgar isn't here. He's working out with the Dallas Cowboys."

'He did it for us.'

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

'They're so big, so beautiful, so wild and free.... It seems like a shame to harm them.'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

"Like a lot of Beagles, he's pretty domesticated, but there's still some of the hunter in him."

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

Hunters in a forest.

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

Hunting Out of Season

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

Man turns into an angel.

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

"Folks say this ain't sporting, but they don't factor in the alcohol."

'...and not only that, but air trapped between a retriever's dense coat and his body insulates him from even the most frigid water...are you listening, Ben?'