Prideful Hunter Gifts

'That was my first ever kill.'

Pointing.

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

Great mouser!

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

"Like the sign says, freshness guaranteed."

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

Husband and wife shooting

'It took me over 18 hours to get him in the boat, and working 12 jobs to pay to have him mounted.'

'I know hunting season starts tomorrow, so get out of my mashed potatoes!'

Track & Field & Stream Magazine

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: Finally figuring out all the words to the national anthem.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. IV

'Yes sir, been deer hunting for nigh on forty years. Ain't nuthin' I don't know about...say, don't I know you from somewhere?'

"This is my 'trophy room', not 'trophIES room'."

'I just don't have the heart to shoot them.'

Man feels national pride when runners pass.

Soothsayer. My fatal flaw is hubris? Sure it has to be something better than that!

"I don't know what happened. I usually carry enough money around to make myself feel superior."

A young man serious about hunting