Proud Hunter Gifts

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Pointing.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

"Boo hoo, I missed my targets - what's the worst he can do?"

And if you press that one, somebody will come in and tell you what a great job you're doing.

'Want to squeeze a lifetime of hunting into one day? Go with Ben!'

Great mouser!

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

'I know it's your best round ever, but did you really have to enlarge the scorecard that much?'

'And that's only the size of the fly.'

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

"Like the sign says, freshness guaranteed."

When Mr Cool also turns out to be Mr Right.

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'

Husband and wife shooting

Fish steals a fisherman's worms.

'That was my first ever kill.'

'Irvin's so proud. He made the New York Times' best cellars list.'

'I know hunting season starts tomorrow, so get out of my mashed potatoes!'

Track & Field & Stream Magazine

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. IV

'Yes sir, been deer hunting for nigh on forty years. Ain't nuthin' I don't know about...say, don't I know you from somewhere?'

"The sat-nav said this was where the pub was...I wonder how long it will take them to build it?"

'It's never been in the water. He just drives it around to show off!'

"I think that's where he's coming from, mate."

'I just don't have the heart to shoot them.'

'You've tried out your new tree stand long enough, Ted - you're starting to freak out the neighbors!'

Man pulls on cord which leads to 'Instant Gratification'.

A young man serious about hunting