Purrfesional Hunter Gifts

Great mouser!

Pointing.

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"We succumbed to your hype."

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

'I know what we need to turn this around, a mindless product that will make money fly out of peoples pocketbooks!'

'We care because we haven't made enough money not to.'

'Profit in the garbage.'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Business of Finger-pointing

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

'In our press release, stress that our strategic focus will be on solving society's problems. This is code for making a bundle of money.'

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

'Remember, the best things in life are free. Our job is to acquire them and sell them back to the public.'

"I don't seem to be able to sniff out money like I used to."

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

'No point in looking for a silver lining - we've already sold off all mineral rights.'

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

'Psst. . . tell me about your 'obscene dividend' fund.'

'Right here is where we adopted the practice of price gouging.'

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

Recycled garbage

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

"I was looking for an employee who could lift our profits... then I met a frog who said 'Kiss me'!"