Perk Hunter Gifts

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"I don't mind the raise as much as the private bathroom."

'These are job perks.'

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

'We care because we haven't made enough money not to.'

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

'Profit in the garbage.'

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Perks

'I know what we need to turn this around, a mindless product that will make money fly out of peoples pocketbooks!'

Business of Finger-pointing

'In our press release, stress that our strategic focus will be on solving society's problems. This is code for making a bundle of money.'

Fat happy businessman with a euro coin printed on his chest

'Remember, the best things in life are free. Our job is to acquire them and sell them back to the public.'

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

'Fancy coming on a man hunt?'

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

"The bottom line is that we're going out on our bottoms!"

"I don't seem to be able to sniff out money like I used to."

'No point in looking for a silver lining - we've already sold off all mineral rights.'

Charity Shop Income on Rise

'Psst. . . tell me about your 'obscene dividend' fund.'

'Right here is where we adopted the practice of price gouging.'

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

Great mouser!

"I was looking for an employee who could lift our profits... then I met a frog who said 'Kiss me'!"

'Joey, I could spend all day telling you about risks and rewards...my advice is let greed be your guide!'