Perks Hunter Gifts

"We offer medical, life and home insurance. Car insurance, paid vacations and stock options. Daycare. One drawback: no salary."

"Looks like we found the issue."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Duck Hunt

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'You can drop all the hints you like, Jones. We're not buying you a computer.'

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Bear Hugging Season Open

'So who needs sonar?!'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'