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"We offer medical, life and home insurance. Car insurance, paid vacations and stock options. Daycare. One drawback: no salary."

"Looks like we found the issue."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Duck Hunt

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Bear Hugging Season Open

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'So who needs sonar?!'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'You can drop all the hints you like, Jones. We're not buying you a computer.'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

When clowns are hunting.