Perks Pursuer Gifts

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Profit

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

'I think I know what the problem is!'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

Sales.

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"Once more, with fury."

'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

'What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!'

"Do you have any working capital?"

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'To Consumer Debt!'

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

'We need to do a better job at whatever it is that we do.'

'Do it over. You spelled 'buy' wrong.'