Perch Pursuer Gifts

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

She required plenty of personal space.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Noise Pollution

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

Working from Om

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.