Perch Pursuer Mugs

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

She required plenty of personal space.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Noise Pollution

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

Working from Om

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'

"I see you decluttered."