Puppy Pursuer Gifts

'Keep looking, nerd, keep looking.'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

She required plenty of personal space.

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Noise Pollution

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'I think it's passed its sell-by date.'

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

A dog reads a newspaper

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

What they're thinking.

Working from Om

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.