Puppy Pursuer Pillows

'Keep looking, nerd, keep looking.'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

She required plenty of personal space.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Noise Pollution

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

'I don't know if we should stay there, dear. That kennel only got two stars.'

A dog reads a newspaper

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

Working from Om

What they're thinking.

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'

"Please hold my calls."

"I see you decluttered."