Puppy Chaser Pillows

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Dog phrenology

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

A day in the life of a dog.

"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."

"I had no idea. You mean I'm a dog?"

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

What they're thinking.

'If fate had been kinder, either of us might be living in the White House.'

"You know, during these debates there's something that all too often gets ignored."

"I know what time it is. Do not bark at me as if I were one of your squirrels!"

Motivation

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

Enable your dog to finish the pursuit of the squirrel...Teach your dog how to easily uncork the wine...They can prepare your taxes for you.....and feed themselves.

"Your cousin Hernando is such a handful! He's been walking ever since he was ten months old!"

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

'Just my luck. I don't bark a word of French.'

'She's a bit pricey,dear-can't we look at the runners up?'

"Ok, one more flying squirrel, then you'll have to chase regular squirrels again."

Lid of a coffee cup blowing away in the wind

'He walks dogs that like to chase squirrels!'

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