Child Chaser Pillows

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"When did she start crawling?"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Has your mom tried turning him off and back on again?"

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

'There's a cat in our yard! Release the hounds!'

'He's training for a career in law.'

Cosmic Ray

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

A man in an airplane shoos away geese

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

"If we're gonna chase cats all afternoon we better garbo load"

A dog cruising around in his car looking for cats, sporting his number of kill badges of cats on the side of his car.

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'

"Your cousin Hernando is such a handful! He's been walking ever since he was ten months old!"

'Hey! Andy actually caught it! Hang on, Andy!'

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

'Shaving takes years off you.'

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

'Just my luck. I don't bark a word of French.'

'I wanna big strong dog capable of dragging me into pubs.'

"No, chasing fifteen cats in one day is not a record. . . unless all of the cats were green."

Eddy Merckx

'...We know you've been chasing the thing for years!'

I can assure everyone that this city is totally committed to apprehending the pants bandit!"