
"Tell our 'movers and shakers', to lighten up a bit."
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"Tell our 'movers and shakers', to lighten up a bit."
"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"
"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"
Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.
Profit
'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'
'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'
Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.
'I think I know what the problem is!'
Upward Progress
"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."
'If I may say so, business is booming.'
'How do we SLEEP at night?'
'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'
Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."
Breakthrough
'Need I tell you the name of the game?'
'Here, we started to be investigated...'
"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."
Sales.
I want to make this company green the old fashion way...
She required plenty of personal space.
'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'
'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'
Noise Pollution
We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'
'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'
'These latest figure are encouraging...'
'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'
'Ah, Gripes, you want to discuss a raise with me, eh? Come in, sit down, make yourself comfortable!'
"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."
Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.
The March to the Top
"Once more, with fury."
'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'
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