
Dr. Fassbinder vanishes into thin air after failing to prove his existence.
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Dr. Fassbinder vanishes into thin air after failing to prove his existence.
Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.
Profit
'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'
'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'
"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"
'I think I know what the problem is!'
'If I may say so, business is booming.'
'How do we SLEEP at night?'
Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."
'Need I tell you the name of the game?'
'Here, we started to be investigated...'
I want to make this company green the old fashion way...
'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'
Sales.
We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'
'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'
'These latest figure are encouraging...'
'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'
Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.
"Once more, with fury."
'That one is a bit more expensive, but it comes with a profit.'
"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."
A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".
'What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!'
"Do you have any working capital?"
'Pretend you don't notice him.'
'To Consumer Debt!'
If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.
'We need to do a better job at whatever it is that we do.'
"I strongly feel we need to start thinking inside the box again."
'I'm not out to save the world. I just want to leave it with a little more money than when I found it.'
'I'm miserable... but only for competitive purposes.'
'Do it over. You spelled 'buy' wrong.'
Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …
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