Joy Pursuer Gifts

'I thought the bluebird of happiness was supposed to cheer me up.'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Noise Pollution

She required plenty of personal space.

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"Once more, with fury."

'The Karma of the marketplace is about to overwhelm the Dogma of policy making,'

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

The idea of a wo-man cave was looking better and better.

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

When I make it, I like to see it.

Happiness

"The key to happiness is privacy. Hear what I'm sayin'?"

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

"By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it."

"Behold my perfect window of existence, when I'm neither trying to wake up nor falling asleep."

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

Working from Om

'Phew! What a day! I almost lost my aura of supreme tranquility.'

Dr. Fassbinder vanishes into thin air after failing to prove his existence.