Happiness Pursuer Gifts

Chasing Dreams.

"Buy low, sell high, but money is rarely a substitute for happiness."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

A sturdy hand-hold against the vicissitudes of life: $1.00 per minute.

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

The Death of the Blues

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

Jumping Man

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

'They say money can't buy happiness. Find out what can.'

"Once more, with fury."

"So you want for your three wishes...world peace, happiness for friends and family...and the weekend off."

'So ... what makes you uptick?'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Where the hell's my app for happiness?'

"You've reached the consciousness-raising call center. For the meaning of life, press 1. For the secret to happiness, press 2. For the joke of the day, press 3."

'It's normal -- Enlightenment freaks a lot of people out.'

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

I'm the bluebird of happiness, and I'm on a book tour. Make Your Own Happiness.

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

"Gracie, we're rich because we love one another...we have a safe home and we don't go to bed hungry at night."

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

'I'm putting you in charge of the national happiness index.'

When I make it, I like to see it.

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'