Joy Chaser Gifts

Happiness

Perpetual Motion.

Reach for the Star.

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Tallyho!"

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

What else is there to wish for?

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

The star hunters

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

The Snooze Bar.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

An early space launch attempt.

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

What do you want, the moon on a stick?

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Open House of Horrors